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Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Stock up and save. Limit: one per customer.
Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.
3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.
Great dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Vacation special: have your home exterminated.
Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
For rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.
Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.
Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
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